Arrangements

One Hour | 600
Two Hours | 900 (Preferred first meet)
Three Hours | 1300
Four Hours | 1600
Overnight | 3000

Please inquire regarding longer arrangements. Couples add $500 and must book two hours minimum.

My Breast Friends

I have a voracious appetite, but if you’re up for the challenge I have beautiful friends you should meet. Please plan for a two hour minimum and rate matching.

Simone Archer Penelope West

Shoe of the Month Club

If you would like to chat more extensively and get to know me on a more personal level, what better way to start than by buying some of my favorite things?! SHOES! Payable by Cashapp, Venmo, or electronic gift card of my choice.

$600 | 7 days of texting and daily candid selfies

$1000 | Daily texts and photos and video OR phone call

(Only 2 spots remaining)

The Fine Print

When in the DC area, outcalls are preferred, but incalls can be accommodated with additional funds to cover expenses. If I am outside of DC, I can accommodate both incalls and outcalls; however, transportation may be required.

An hour is the absolute minimum; however, I prefer that new friends book at least two hours so as to allow us to get acquainted in an un-rushed, organic fashion. Please understand I am unable to accommodate special requests (i.e. outfit requests, specific hairdos, etc.)  for one hour meetings. In-date extensions are more costly ($500) given the unexpected change to my schedule. If you are on the fence about a longer encounter, go with longer as I may not be able to accommodate a last minute change no matter how badly I may so desire. After hours dates (10pm and later) will incur an additional fee starting at $100.

Deposit details: Please send 20% of the rate via Cashapp or Venmo. Until you have made a deposit, all plans are tentative and I will likely find something else to do. Please provide the remaining amount in an envelope upon my arrival so as to avoid any awkward moments.

Cancellation / rescheduling: In the extremely rare event that I need to cancel, I will attempt to reschedule our time. If that is not possible, I will promptly return your deposit. In the event that you need to cancel and give me 48 hours notice, then I will apply your deposit to a new date within 30 days. If you are unable or unwilling to do so, then thank you very much for buying me lunch. Drinks are on you! Last minute cancellations require a 50% payment of the scheduled fee and/or increased deposits for future occasions.